inappropriate things my children say in public

-please please please please, etc
-mommy, I'm hungry.
-Please don't hurt me
-Please don't beat me
-Zach farted
-Don't leave me
-I have to go pee
-I don't want to (loud)
-Gabby farted
-Ben hurt me
-I wish I was the only child. (Alex)
-Can I go live in a foster home?
-MOMMY! (Ben)
-I was switched at birth
-Ben, mom dropped you on your head when you were a baby!
-Moan
-Can we buy food?

I can only imagine what other people may be thinking when they are walking by as one of my children blurts this out at the grocery store.