Chuck Norris..Our Hero

Oddly enough our family enjoys lame Chuck Norris jokes..this all started when I had to take one of the kiddos to see our friendly neighborhood P.A. As we (me & another child) were waiting a LONG time to see our P.A we read the HILARIOUS Chuck Norris poster that was on the wall in the room.
That started it all..and so we have digressed..and now we make them up, post them as our FB status', and try to look for new ones..So here are a few to share.

1. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are now known as Giraffes.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

3. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

4. Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

5. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper. There was a problem; it wouldn't take ^*%! from anyone.

6. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

7. Chuck Norris doesn't breath. He holds air hostage.

8. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

9. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

10. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. EVER!